Computer's maker.Word's maker.

La inceput a fost calculatorul. Si Dumnezeu a spus:

C:\>Let there be light!

Enter user id.

C:\>God

Enter password.

C:\>Omniscient

Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Omnipotent

Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

C:\>Let there be light!

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create light

Done.

C:\>Run heaven_and_earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create firmament

Done.

C:\>Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.

C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one

place and let the dry land appear and

Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.

C:\>Create dry_land

Done.

C:\>Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.

C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\>Create sun_moon_stars

Done.

C:\>Run sun_moon_stars

And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over

the day

and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

Intrebari Stupide In Casa!

De ce toata lumea trebuie sa puna intrebari stupide gen (1)'Mai stai mult la baie?' ; sau (2)'Mai ai mult?'; (3)'Mai mergem azi?' ; (4)'Mai dormi mult?' ;(5)'Mai vorbesti mult?'...Si la toate aceste intrebari stupide,primim raspunsuri stupide gen: '(1)Mai stau 5 minute ';'In 2 secunde am iesit';'Nu,nu mai stau mult'... ; (2)'Nu,acum termin' ; 'Imediat' ; 'Am terminat!(si mai stai inca juma'de ora) ; (3)'Da,acum plecam!'-Dar cand vrei,maine? ; 'In 2 minute am plecat'; (4)'Nu,5 minute si ma ridic!' ; 'Mai lasa'ma 5 minute si ma ridic' ; (5)'Acum termin de vorbit'; 'Imediaat'..

Si stiti ce este si mai grav?Ca nu putem scapa de ele...si stiti si de ce?Pentru ca toata lumea le foloseste - acasa,la servici,in viata de zi cu zi,la televizor,la radio,pe strada.....