Tehnologia bailor..

  Singura chestie buna care ar fi in Mallu'ala,ar fi Mc'u..si ce bun?...Au pun mesele alea suspendate langa geam ale dracu',fix ca sa stea pitipoancele la barfa!Mai bine lasau usile de la baie cu coduri..si chiuvetele cu robinet,nu cu senzor...cum sa bati robinetu sa porneasca apa?=)))cum sa impingi usa,cand scrie 'Trage!'cum sa fi asa prost?!Cum sa nu stii sa deschizi usa la baie?!..Ca veni vorba de usi..cum sa tragi usa dupa tine cand eu urlu din spate 'PARDOOOON'!Cum sa tragi usa cu atata nesimtire fara sa te intorci?!Prea multa tehnologie pentru o zi:))...

Iphone cream!

    La ce se gandesc copii din ziua de azi?La jucarii?Papusi?Carti? Nici pe departe..copii din ziua de azi se gandesc la Iphone'uri..si cum ii cere un copil maicasii un Iphone?
  'Mami..cand imi cumperi si mie un telefon cu Ice Cream? Am vazut la t.v si vreau si eu telefon cu Ice Cream..'
  Doamne! Chiar nu va puteti bucura de copilarie?..de ce pana mea mai sunteti copii daca nu va mai jucati si nu profitati de copilarie?! Vreti sa ajungeti ca generatia noastra? Alcolici,drogati si fumatori? Genereatia asta va ajunge mult mai rau ca noi..astia de acum macar mai au limita..(unii)..da' in fine...distruge'ti'va singuri! Luati'va Iphone'uri,laptopuri si uitati de copilaria voastra! Good luck suckers!

Computer's maker.Word's maker.

La inceput a fost calculatorul. Si Dumnezeu a spus:

C:\>Let there be light!

Enter user id.

C:\>God

Enter password.

C:\>Omniscient

Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Omnipotent

Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

C:\>Let there be light!

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create light

Done.

C:\>Run heaven_and_earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create firmament

Done.

C:\>Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.

C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one

place and let the dry land appear and

Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.

C:\>Create dry_land

Done.

C:\>Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.

C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\>Create sun_moon_stars

Done.

C:\>Run sun_moon_stars

And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over

the day

and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0 errors.